Please don't dessert me I'm your à la mode
Please don't dessert me I am your à la mode
Please don't release me I'm your whipped cream
Please don't dessert me no don't you hurt me
Please don't dessert me
I am you à la mode
the story so far...
Doug Graves is still lukewarm about Ginger Vitus.
Bob Sleigh is finally alone with Constance Noring.
Amanda Lynn has grown tired of Emma Roids
and Edna Bucket only has eyes for Justin Case
and everyone's laughing at Drew Peacock
Go-Go Boots and Paisley pants
get on the floor and start your dance
Everything is better when your feeling free
Come along with me
Please don't dessert me I'm your à la mode
Please don't dessert me I am your à la mode
Please don't release me I'm your whipped cream (baby)
Please don't dessert me no don't you hurt me
Please don't dessert me
I am you à la mode
He combs his hair and grabs his best guitar
He's going downtown 'cos he's a rock star
Will Sheila Blige finally get an eyeful of that tower in France?
Will Craven Moorhead stop biting his nails now they've made him wear shoes?
Will Aretha Holly believe in Ryan Carnation?
Or will her saddest day be his Gladys Knight?
Find out the answers to these questions and many more next time!
Bend like the willow, go with the flow
Leave stuff behind, let stuff go
Pass the hat, throw the shoe
Toss the pot, take a pew
Arse about, bum around
Homeward bound, safe and sound
On Soundcloud
Corduroy Kingston, he's full of surprises
Even his ears are of different sizes
One is very small and of no use at all
The other one's huge and wins prizes
Oh Corduroy
Bitter, unsuccessful loser
wallowing in an unending sea of inert drooping loneliness
looking for a twenty three year old needy leach-like hanger-on
Local man, medium build, seeks alibi for Thursday night
anything considered
Bad tempered, foul mouthed, barnacled, sea-faring man
seeks attractive twenty one year old blonde lady with big chest
Corduroy Kingston lonely hearts
Placing his ads in Exchange & Mart
Serving up charisma only it's tinned
His nose hair's always blowing in the wind
Oh Corduroy
Hmmm Corduroy
Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston