Dance!
Watusi
Bunny Hop
Keep it jiggy
Do the Freak
Bon Odori
Cat Daddy
Acharuli
Oops Upside Your Head
It's really quite simple
All you do is move your feet,
Wave your hands in the air,
Shake your hips to the beat.
Yes, it's really quite simple,
Not a lot to do.
Now you're dancing with me,
And I'm dancing with you.
Gumboot Dance
Fandango
Hokey-Cokey
Jumpstyle
Mashed Potato
Do The Fly
Pogo
Twerk
It's really quite simple
All you do is move your feet,
Wave your hands in the air,
Shake your hips to the beat.
Yes, it's really quite simple,
Not a lot to do.
Now you're dancing with me,
And I'm dancing with you.
Boogie-woogie
Dutty Wine
Skank it
Booty Dew
Do The Strand
Now do The Wobble
Bad man forward, bad man pull up
Twist
Walk It Out
Stanky Legg
Bogle
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Mosh It
Dougie
Disco
Do the Shake
It's really quite simple
All you do is move your feet,
Wave your hands in the air,
Shake your hips to the beat.
Yes, it's really quite simple,
Not a lot to do.
Now you're dancing with me,
And I'm dancing with you.
Macarena
Do The Shuffle
Gangnam Style
Shovel It
Monkey
Do the Stanely
Do the Rusty
Do the Tea Cosy
Dance Party
© Tyrone Schulace and his Pals 2013
Bend like the willow, go with the flow
Leave stuff behind, let stuff go
Pass the hat, throw the shoe
Toss the pot, take a pew
Arse about, bum around
Homeward bound, safe and sound
On Soundcloud
Lead vocals, Bass
Vocals, Guitars, Keys, Bass, Percussion
Guitars, Keys, knob twiddling
Percussion
Corduroy Kingston, he's full of surprises
Even his ears are of different sizes
One is very small and of no use at all
The other one's huge and wins prizes
Oh Corduroy
Bitter, unsuccessful loser
wallowing in an unending sea of inert drooping loneliness
looking for a twenty three year old needy leach-like hanger-on
Local man, medium build, seeks alibi for Thursday night
anything considered
Bad tempered, foul mouthed, barnacled, sea-faring man
seeks attractive twenty one year old blonde lady with big chest
Corduroy Kingston lonely hearts
Placing his ads in Exchange & Mart
Serving up charisma only it's tinned
His nose hair's always blowing in the wind
Oh Corduroy
Hmmm Corduroy
Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
