Gala Night


Hello and good evening and welcome...
to the Big Barn Gala Night
My name is Dick Gowzinja,
I'll be be your host for this evening...

Hello and good evening and welcome...
to the Big Barn Gala Night
My name is Dick Gowzinja,

I'll be be your host for this evening

And won't you please welcome to the stage
the first of our lovely ladies
Yes, it's Chardonnay
Chardonnay thinks it's wrong to be a despot
Chardonnay thinks it's wrong to have weapons of mass destruction
Big hand for Chardonnay

Next up it's the lovely Melody
Melody is twenty four and from Basildon
Melody likes midnight walks and shared conversation
Big hand for Melody

OK next up, please welcome Harmony
Harmony is twenty four and from Romford
Mmm, that's nice, Harmony.
Harmony likes: shopping...
Big hand for Harmony.

And finally it's Brenda from Plymouth.
Brenda likes: sailors, and Navy Cake.
Big hand for Brenda

 


Gala Night

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Gala Night

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Tyrone Schulace Esq.

Lead vocals, Bass

Mike Spynn

Vocals, Guitars, Keys, Bass, Percussion

Rusty O'Shea

Guitars, Keys, knob twiddling

Munky

Percussion

Featured track

Corduroy Kingston


Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear...

Corduroy Kingston, he's full of surprises
Even his ears are of different sizes
One is very small and of no use at all
The other one's huge and wins prizes
Oh Corduroy

Bitter, unsuccessful loser
wallowing in an unending sea of inert drooping loneliness
looking for a twenty three year old needy leach-like hanger-on

Local man, medium build, seeks alibi for Thursday night
anything considered

Bad tempered, foul mouthed, barnacled, sea-faring man
seeks attractive twenty one year old blonde lady with big chest

Corduroy Kingston lonely hearts
Placing his ads in Exchange & Mart
Serving up charisma only it's tinned
His nose hair's always blowing in the wind

Oh Corduroy
Hmmm Corduroy

Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear

Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston