Shoe Shop


He can't run, run in his shoes
Oh man I've got bad footwear
He can't run , run in his shoes
I need a pair I can wear anywhere

He can't run, run in his shoes
Oh man I've got bad footwear
He can't run , run in his shoes
I need a pair I can wear anywhere

A blister on the heel we all know how that feels
And flaky skin that peels>
Now he can run, run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
Yes he can run, run in his shoes
Oh Darling have you heard the news
I'm in love 
With 
These
Shoes

He has no fun, no fun in his shoes
I get no action and get bad reviews
He has no fun can't run in these shoes
I have shoes issues

Now's the time to open up your mind
and take a little time
If he could run run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
Yes he could run and chase away the blues
Oh darling have you heard the news I'n in love
With 
These
Shoes

Only the other day I was in the High Street
When quite suddenly and without warning
I fell foul to inferior footwear 
Well I sought advice in a nearby shoe shop 

Normally of course I would just walk on by...
Anyway I confronted the nice young clerk (oh no)
A blister on the heel we all know how that feels
And flaky skin that peels
He can run, run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
Yes he can run, run in his shoes
Oh Darling have you heard the news 
I'm in love 
With 
These
Shoes

He has no fun no fun in his shoes
Would sir like to try another pair?
These are as light as air
He can't run in his shoes 
You can wear them anywhere
and with due care, they will never need repair

Now's the time
To open up your mind
And take a little time

If he could run, run in his shoes
I'm gonna get rave reviews
If he could only run in his shoes
Buy one get one free
Half price with nothing to lose
Oh Darling have you heard the news
Yes he can run run in his shoes
 



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Home and Dry (Safe and Sound)

Bend like the willow, go with the flow

Leave stuff behind, let stuff go

Pass the hat, throw the shoe

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Homeward bound, safe and sound

Home and Dry (Safe and Sound)

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Shoe Shop

A la Mode

Corduroy Kingston

Picture of you

Hey Bulldog

Giant Robots

The Shirt Song

Rusty

Carter Takes a Train

Cookery Book

Hello Mabel

Great Day

Easy Listening

Moonlight

Gala Night

We all went to different schools together


Tyrone Schulace Esq.

Lead vocals, Bass

Mike Spynn

Vocals, Guitars, Keys, Bass, Percussion

Rusty O'Shea

Guitars, Keys, knob twiddling

Munky

Percussion

Featured track

Corduroy Kingston


Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear...

Corduroy Kingston, he's full of surprises
Even his ears are of different sizes
One is very small and of no use at all
The other one's huge and wins prizes
Oh Corduroy

Bitter, unsuccessful loser
wallowing in an unending sea of inert drooping loneliness
looking for a twenty three year old needy leach-like hanger-on

Local man, medium build, seeks alibi for Thursday night
anything considered

Bad tempered, foul mouthed, barnacled, sea-faring man
seeks attractive twenty one year old blonde lady with big chest

Corduroy Kingston lonely hearts
Placing his ads in Exchange & Mart
Serving up charisma only it's tinned
His nose hair's always blowing in the wind

Oh Corduroy
Hmmm Corduroy

Corduroy Kingston, he's unique
He places his ads nearly every week
The ladies answer - but all should beware
He dried those dishes with his underwear

Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston
Oh Corduroy Corduroy Kingston